This mug will not only protect your favorite beverage, but it’s also a playful reminder of something important. In life, you’re gonna find turds sometimes. They’re just out there, but you're not running a pet turd sanctuary, are you? Sometimes you gotta remember to just drop ‘em.

Where you invest your precious time and attention is monumentally important, so drop that hot turd and go find yourself a cupcake. Don’t forget to wash your hands, though.

On your journey, may your socks always be warm like they’re fresh out of the dryer, and may your Hot Turd Mug always be filled with your favorite tasty, warm beverage. Unless you’re in the desert and it’s too hot. Then, I wish you comfy sandals and a bottomless supply of tasty ice cream scoops in your mug.